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Tile saying

Time for tea.Or wine.Definitely oneof the two.

Drinks & coffee

The decision-making process of a Friday evening, written out in full. It commits to nothing except that something is about to be poured, and that hedge in the last two lines is the joke.

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  • The design is fired into the ceramic: colourfast and waterproof.
  • Arrived damaged? You get a free replacement.

Where this saying comes from

A modern quip whose humour lives entirely in its punctuation: four short sentences, each one walking back the certainty of the last. Spoken aloud it sounds like someone talking themselves into an evening off.

When to give it

For the friend whose kitchen is the default meeting point, a housewarming for someone who entertains constantly, or anyone who has just finished a long week and deserves the choice stated formally.

About this design

Vine corners bring the grape into the design without illustrating the joke, and no ring is used because four lines already fill the field. Narrow handwritten letters keep the whole thing conversational.

What customers say

4.8 out of 259 reviews
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  • “I ordered this for my husband, for our first wedding anniversary. It was delivered promptly, I had separately ordered a nice little stand…”
    DanaAutomatically translated from Dutch
  • “Really so beautiful!! The little tile exceeded my expectations in every way. I gave it as a gift and the person who received it was hugely…”
    YvonneAutomatically translated from Dutch
  • “That you can choose what everyou want on the tile”
    Alice
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