Tile saying
Time for tea.Or wine.Definitely oneof the two.
Drinks & coffeeThe decision-making process of a Friday evening, written out in full. It commits to nothing except that something is about to be poured, and that hedge in the last two lines is the joke.
- Baked into the ceramic, not printed on top. Colourfast and waterproof.
- Arrived damaged? You get a free replacement.
Where this saying comes from
A modern quip whose humour lives entirely in its punctuation: four short sentences, each one walking back the certainty of the last. Spoken aloud it sounds like someone talking themselves into an evening off.
When to give it
For the friend whose kitchen is the default meeting point, a housewarming for someone who entertains constantly, or anyone who has just finished a long week and deserves the choice stated formally.
About this design
Vine corners bring the grape into the design without illustrating the joke, and no ring is used because four lines already fill the field. Narrow handwritten letters keep the whole thing conversational.